Let’s face it – whether I love it or hate it, nothing on SoBros Network works like our drinking games. I’m beginning to think that that’s all some of y’all come to our site for. Nonetheless, it’s a tradition unlike any other. Ever since getting sloshed and watching the Rams beat the Bengals, I’ve eagerly anticipated the next Super Bowl Sunday, when I could sit, drink, watch football, and go on the emotional roller coaster that is the inevitable realization that football will be gone from my life for the next six months. I’m sorry that took a dark turn. I sound a bit depressed, and perhaps I am, but this should be a joyous occasion.
So, let’s get to work – we pride ourselves on being the official unofficial king of the drinking game. We write ’em for all the big football weekends, and for all of the big pro wrestling shows. Shit, couldn’t you just feel the testosterone in that last sentence?
Anyway, Super Bowl 57 – its the Kansas City Chiefs and it’s the Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles are currently favored by 1.5 points, with a point total set at over/under of 51. So, it looks like it’s going to be a close one from State Farm Stadium in Arizona. LFG!
SUPER BOWL 57 DRINKING GAME
TAKE A DRINK IF/WHEN…
- Someone mentions Patrick Mahomes’ ankle.
- Anyone mentions that two brothers are facing off in this game.
- Either team’s defense registers a takeaway.
- Either team’s defense registers a sack.
- Jalen Hurts or Patrick Mahomes throws a touchdown.
- Travis Kelce or AJ Brown catches a pass.
- The Chiefs defense blitzes Jalen Hurts.
- Isaiah Pacheco or Miles Sanders amasses 10 yards rushing. Yes, this works like fantasy points…one drink for every 10 rushing yards by either player.
- Someone mentions that this is the 3rd Super Bowl in 4 years for the Chiefs. Double drink if they bring up that the Chiefs have hosted five straight AFC Championships.
- Anyone points out that the Eagles have the most rushing touchdowns in a season in NFL history.
- Jerick McKinnon touches the football.
- Andy Reid’s run with the Eagles is mentioned.
- Nick Bolton or Haason Reddick registers a tackle.
- Eric Bienemy and “head coaching search” are mentioned in the same sentence.
- We hear about the Andy Reid “coaching tree.” Double drink if they talk about the Chiefs “West Coast offense.”
TAKE A SHOT IF/WHEN…
- We get an uncensored Nick Sirianni f-bomb on the broadcast
- Anyone scores a touchdown of 50+ yards.
- Either team converts a 4th down.
- Either team scores a defensive or special teams touchdown.
- Finally, raise a glass of your poison of choice and do a shot at the end of the game, no matter the outcome. Cheers to another fun football season in the books!
As always, folks. Have fun, but stay safe and drink responsibly. If you drink, don’t drive. Do the watermelon crawl.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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