Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
Do you take commissions for portraits?
— Roxanne Chase (@SoBroRooster) April 20, 2023
Answer:
Absolutely. Anything you want, I will do my best. I’m not even asking for money – I’ll just do it because I enjoy the process and it actually eases my mind.
Question:
Who is your muse?
— JT Ruhnke (@jt_ruhnke) April 20, 2023
Answer:
I would say that Mother Nature herself is my muse. She inspires me with her infinite beauty and memes.
Question, from McCash on Instagram:
Are the Grizzlies a better team without Ja?
Answer:
My gut reaction says “no way” because he’s such a superstar that it’s hard to imagine a team being worse without him! But, every time he goes out of the lineup, the team seems to rise to the occasion. If we’re asking if the Grizzlies are a better basketball team every time Ja Morant is out…well, man, I don’t know. Maybe they are. I’ll say that Tyus Jones is probably a starting point guard for 80% of the league, too.
Question, from Sean on Instagram:
One week to go before the draft. How’re we feeling?
Answer:
I’m feeling drained and exhausted, to be honest. My big board is at 30,000 words with 163 prospects that I’ve written about. But, personal work load aside, it’s just getting a bit much with all of the smokescreen stuff coming out. Nobody’s drafting a quarterback top 10 after Bryce Young. CJ Stroud is a veritable idiot that can’t be coached. Darnell Wright has terrible football character (it could be true if you’ve seen him hop into the DMs on Twitter). Everyone hates Jalen Carter. I still remember “Bruce Irvin can’t read” too. Or, was that Jason Pierre-Paul? I can’t remember, but you get my point. Enough with this shit! Let’s just draft some football players for crying out loud!
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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