I think this is the first time I’ve ever written about a Feetfinder ad. I don’t know for sure that it’s an ad. People have gotten pretty damn good at the troll game on the internet these days. I don’t know if you guys have noticed that. But, at least in this troll tweet, there’s a hashtag for the ad, which is how we’re technically supposed to advertise stuff on Twitter without getting marked as spam. Or at least that was the old Twitter. Anyway, I’m getting way off topic here. The point is that I’m here to write about some gross behavior yet again – please enjoy this video of this old dude deep throating his lady’s foot in the middle of traffic.
sucking toes in public is why God doesn’t visit Earth, just Use https://t.co/tdKYowRB64 like everyone else #ad pic.twitter.com/LuG83B2s9p
— Satan (@s8n) June 26, 2023
This man says “gimme them toes” like he’s me looking at the burrito supreme I just bought from Taco Bell. I ain’t ever sucked a dick, but I’ll tell you what, I’ve eaten some burritos in a way that might have you thinking twice about that. That’s the kind of energy that this man is deep throating these toes with. I’m not hating here either, mind you. There is no kink shaming here on SoBros Network. Just…y’know…maybe consider the people around you. Aside from this being a visceral affront to my casual commute home, it’s probably just not the safest way to do this. I imagine that’s part of the thrill of it, but could you imagine having to explain to a police officer that you crashed into a car because your partner’s foot was in your mouth?
The man jerks her foot off while it’s in his mouth! What point does that serve? Just put a penis in there if you want it that bad, big fella. We ain’t hatin’ on it. I just can’t imagine being into toes that much, and thank goodness my wife isn’t either. It would probably make me puke to see someone having a go at my crooked bunion hobbit feet like that. I don’t hate feet. I practically live my life barefoot, but I also don’t really want to suck on ’em either. I don’t condone this kind of reckless behavior, but I’d by lying to you guys if I said I didn’t wish I had that kind of passion for anything in my life – I can’t help but respect that unbridled passion.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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