Family Recreates Oppenheimer in Their Driveway

If you're going to stick a bottle rocket in the ground, maybe make sure your stash of fireworks isn't laying right next to it.

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Alright, everyone – back to the real world. Hope you all had a nice little holiday. I know I did after taking a few extra days of vacation time and propping my feet up for the entire week. American work culture would have you believe that you have to slave over a day job 365 days a year in order to “make it,” but I highly recommend taking vacations whenever you can. They’re nice. Anyway, I’m not here to chat about hustle culture despite me taking jabs at it.

I know I’m super late to the game on this one, and it would’ve been relevant maybe last week before the 4th of July holiday. But, when has being late to something ever stopped me before? Besides, I’ll level with you guys – I needed something nice and easy to write about after a rough week. Well…I assume it’s light…I mean, it’s really horrifying and could’ve done some terrible damage, but I’m guessing since the video went so viral that everyone was okay. We wouldn’t dare share videos on the internet if people were hurt in them. So, we’re going to circle back to this vide from two weeks ago and marvel in amazement at the ensuing fireworks.

Is this some sort of viral marketing for Oppenheimer in theaters on July 21st, 2023? I need someone to slap the audio from the trailer over this clip. There’s a potential viral tweet for you guys. If I hadn’t already done it by the time this posts, just slap that caption over it.

The MVP of this video is easily the mom who recognizes what is happening almost instantly and gets the baby the hell out of dodge. Everyone else is standing around dumbfounded when that place pretty much goes up in flames. I feel bad for the kid who discovered that the stash was about to go kaboom. That had to be a completely visceral sensory experience. I think the moral of this story is that if you’re going to let the younguns shoot off fireworks, you better damn well teach ’em how to do it right or else you’re going to rightfully piss off the neighborhood and maybe accidentally set off a bomb.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.

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