The SoBros Mailbag 257: Games, Bacon, and Super Villains I Agree With

It's lunch time on a Friday. The SoBros Mailbag is here.

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Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…

Question, from JT via Instagram:

Unlimited bacon but no games -OR- UNLIMITED games but no bacon.

Answer:

What kind of games are we talking about here, JT? If it’s football games, then I’m going to take the unlimited games. If it’s like…I don’t know…pickleball, I think I might take the bacon. I don’t know. Unlimited bacon sounds dangerous…it sounds like a heart attack. Maybe I’ll take the unlimited games regardless of what they are.

Question, from Ryan via Instagram:

Why don’t we put cheese on Sloppy Joe’s?

Answer:

Buddy I don’t know who “we” is, but I’ve been putting cheese (shredded cheddar) on my Sloppy Joe’s for as long as I can remember!

Question, from Russell via Instagram:

Who would you like to see perform at the Super Bowl Halftime show?

Answer:

Maybe I’m a stick in the mud here, but I actually tune the halftime show out. I’m usually looking at stats/highlights, and refilling my beer glass. Gun to my head, let’s get Kesha up there.

Question, from McCash via Instagram:

What superhero villain do you agree with?

Answer:

Michael Keaton’s Vulture. Capitalism can be a bitch!

Question, from Zach via Instagram:

I’m gonna test ya: you need one song to pump up the crowd but you can only choose a song from 2022.

Answer:

Easily my favorite pump-up song of the last year, one I play when I work out all the time, “Big Energy” by Latto.

Question, from Samo via Instagram:

How long until your hair reaches that Tennessee Titans tramp stamp?

Answer:

We only have about five years to go before that. And in case you didn’t know, he’s referring to my tattoo that says “boner garage” right above a Titans logo.

Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.

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