Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
If you could own any wild animal as a pet with the guarantee that it won’t harm you, which animal would you choose?
— Grizzler (@GrizzWizz24) September 21, 2023
Answer:
Oh, it would 100% be a grizzly bear. They are majestic creatures. I would feel bad, obviously, because I’d feel like I was keeping it from living its best life. But, it would be so cool to hang out with a grizzly bear. I’d never leave the house.
Question:
Best movies for each letter in your first name S-T-O-N-E-Y
— tobester oven (@OvenTobester) September 21, 2023
I went
Talladega Nights
O Brother where art thou
Billy Madison
You only live twice
Answer:
Fantastic question! I love this one because I love movies, I love ranking things, and I love ranking movies even more. Here’s where I landed off the top of my head:
Step Brothers
The Departed (if we’re counting ‘the’), Training Day (if we’re not)
O Brother Where Art Thou?
Nightcrawler
Eyes Wide Shut
You’ve Got Mail
Question:
If you could only watch one wrestler's matches (past, present, future matches) for the rest of your life, who would it be and why?
— Football & Other F Words (@FWordsPod) September 21, 2023
Answer:
The ‘future’ aspect of this question makes this a really interesting one to consider. If I say one of my all-time favorites, it may mean their career is approaching its end, and I’d only ever be able to watch their past matches. Chris Jericho is my favorite wrestler of all time. Now, we both know he’s slowing down. If he’s my answer, then I’d be restricted to just Jericho matches, a lot of which I’ve already seen! That makes me want to say Gunther, who is my favorite wrestler on the planet right now. I’d still want the thrill of watching new matches live. If we can count the indies, that Walter run was something else, so I think that’s going to be my answer for now. But, if you ask me again in a week, the answer could be totally different.
Question:
I'm not sure if I'm too late. If you had to pick between a hotdog eating contest and a wings (bone-in) contest, which would you choose? I'm curious about your reasoning as well. Thanks!
— Coach Lowry (@ImMikeLowry) September 21, 2023
Answer:
I’m going to out myself as a total bitch right now. I like wings, but I have to move slowly with them because I absolutely hate how messy they are. Sauce gets in my beard, my fingers get all sticky…I don’t love the experience. So, I end up eating one wing and *sigh* please don’t judge me…I have to clean my hands and face after every wing. So, the idea of trying to eat them so quickly makes me cringe a bit. Meanwhile, I can deep throat a hot dog like a mf. Give me the hot dogs!
Question, from Steve on Instagram:
How can you prove to us you are not Donno from Big Sky?
Answer:
Dude, I joined Easton Freeze for a live stream of The Hot Read Podcast on Night 2 of this year’s NFL Draft, and I don’t remember which one of you it was, but someone kept commenting on the stream that I looked like this character from this show. I’ve never heard of it otherwise, but y’all keep sending me pictures, and I’ll be honest….I don’t think I can even prove that I’m not that dude.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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