I have done two things for SoBros Network that have had me on the verge of legitimately throwing up. The first was that time we reviewed those mac and cheese candy canes all those years ago. I hate the smell of feet…like the cheesy kind of feet…and that’s exactly what those candy canes reminded me of. That, and garbage. For those of you who don’t know, I have a super quick gag reflex. Certain smells hit my face and I immediately start gagging. The second was this episode of Phone It In.
I thought we were going to have an interesting little discussion about cannibalism throughout history and how it’s been viewed in different cultures. And, we did that to be clear. But, Rooster also brought a story about a guy volunteering to be murdered and eaten and in the process, they cut off his dick and tried to eat it. That’s the part that made me a little lightheaded and I didn’t know if I was going to make it through the show without puking. I asked this woman why she picked this topic at Thanksgiving, and her reply was “well, it is the feasting season…” Get out of here! Where else are you going to get humor that deep on the internet?
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Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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