Editor’s note: This week’s installment of The SoBros Mailbag comes to you courtesy of a very special guest columnist. See, this whole idea began a couple of days ago, when Outdoor SoBro sent me a Reddit thread of people asking a three year old questions. The first comment was “what’s behind your eyes?” The answer from the three year old was “it’s just a spider.” Great answer. Outdoor SoBro added to it, “I wonder if this would work for Outdoor SoBro Junior (who is four years old) trying to do the mailbox.” “Absolutely,” I replied. “Mailbag answers from our resident four year old,” he added. I followed up with “we can do it this week.”
So, that’s it. That’s how this week’s SoBros Mailbag came to be. Outdoor SoBro has asked his four year old son your questions, and these are his answers.
Question:
I’ll start: “what happens to all the web that Spider-Man shoots after he’s done swinging around?”
— Stoney Keeley (@StoneyKeeley) November 16, 2023
Answer:
I don’t know…it disappears.
Question:
Also: “rank the top five things to do”
— Stoney Keeley (@StoneyKeeley) November 16, 2023
Answer:
- Ride my dirt bike!
- Swim in the lake.
- Play Avengers.
- Play light sabers.
- And then, my favorite thing is I like to swing!
Question:
What does your dad do for his job and is it important? In as much detail as you're comfortable providing.
— Cheesecake Factory and Ball 🧀🍰🏭🏈 (@Titan_DTG) November 16, 2023
Answer:
Ummm…working on engines (Dad: Incorrect). It’s important.
Question:
If you could be any dinosaur, which dinosaur would you be?
— Football & Other F Words (@FWordsPod) November 16, 2023
Answer:
A T-Rex! *Stabs fork into table*
Question:
What is the meaning of life?
— Coach Lowry (@ImMikeLowry) November 16, 2023
Answer:
I don’t know…
Question:
if you could have any super power what would it be?
— Rooster (@Rooster_Chase) November 16, 2023
Answer:
It would be lake water!
Question:
What are stars?
— Extend Derrick Henry (@Canadian_Titan) November 16, 2023
Answer:
An outer space.
Question:
you have a beam that’s 6 meters in length and you have 2 concrete slabs on either side. The beam is balancing on a 14 inch tall pole and is in a state of perfect equilibrium. If you remove one of the concrete slabs on either side, how much torque is generated from the movement?
— Josip ⚔️🇭🇷 (@josip_salov) November 16, 2023
Answer:
What’s movement…what’s torch…?
Question:
Who is really running the titans—Mike Vrabel or Ran Carthon?
— Brett McIntosh (@brmcintosh) November 16, 2023
Answer:
Ran Carthon (zero hesitation for some reason)
Question:
Where does the water in the toilet go
— Extend Derrick Henry (@Canadian_Titan) November 16, 2023
Answer:
In the ground!
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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