I don’t know about you guys, but there is absolutely nothing I love more than a good old fashioned parlor trick. It’s high society, really, when you can walk into a party and pull off some miraculous feat that no one else at the party can pull off. That’s how you truly make friends and influence people. With that in mind, I’d like to play you guys a clip today that has truly impressed me. This is certainly a parlor trick for the ages.
THIS THE ENERGY I NEED ON THE LINK UP pic.twitter.com/mVLwNUNayG
— HENNESSY PAPI (@FOREVER_SAINT) May 2, 2024
I’m sorry, did she just say “oh I’m a dick sucker” or did I hear that incorrectly? She looks so damn proud, and the rest of the group here looks so taken aback. It’s like they had no idea what this woman was all about. They didn’t know that she had this fantastic magic trick in her. You can hear it in that stray “what the hell?” You can really feel it in that astonished “what the fuck?” They had no idea what a throat GOAT Auntie is, but you know she had to do it to ’em.
I can’t say I’ve seen this party trick before. Not that I wouldn’t have seen it among some of the social company I keep. It’s just something so bold that you don’t come across it every day. I have nothing but respect for this queen. I know I certainly won’t forget her, and to me, that’s the whole point of developing a good parlor trick. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some work to do to loosen up my throat muscles. My family is going to be so shocked when I pull this one off at Thanksgiving.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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