Everyone knows that the summer is the time to release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin. I’m not going to blame anyone for having a good time at this time of year. I’m not here to judge anyone either. This isn’t coming from a hating place, I swear. We’ve all been there before. Sometimes, the moves and the music just take over and your soul leaves its body. But, while I can appreciate the spirit behind such ventures, I also have to acknowledge that sometimes having the most fun can look goofy as shit. Let’s take these dudes….dancing(?)…at this party.
“4th of july weekend was an absolute movie bro”
— sophie (@netcapgirl) July 8, 2024
the 4th of july weekend:pic.twitter.com/BRq5MJDfnL
I’m sorry, but this is hilarious. I’ve watched this a dozen times, and you can call me a hater if you want, but this is the goofiest shit I’ve seen in a long time. Now, I would add that if I had had a few White Claws at this party, I’d be doing the same lame ass shit out there on the dance floor. It’s like they were taking turns seeing who could get the closest to actual crip walking but none of them know what it actually is to crip walk. They just saw some music videos when they were kids and are doing their best to recreate them from memory. Hey, listen – I’m not trying to hate, I promise. There was a time in my life when I thought this was hard af. This was me and the boys back in 1998 when that nWo Wolfpac theme song hit.
I also love the awkward teenage dance aspect of this. Like, before we could all pound booze and knew how to grind dicks and butts, we’d just get out there and stumble around for 10 seconds until we embarrassed ourselves to the point we had to stop and step aside. Then, we’d get a little braver, get out there and try it again for 20 seconds the next time. All the while, we’re covered in zits and half the room probably doesn’t realize they’re old enough to wear deodorant yet.
Oh, to be young again. Barely a woman in sight, and the ones that do show up at the end of this video look like they’re lost. Just me and the fellas in a big old sausagefest pretending to be tough guys that know how to crip walk. Those were the days. This is one of those cases where I’m glad we have social media to remind me of what a fucking nerd I used to be. I wish there was a way to know they were the good old days when you were in ’em.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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