Welcome all degenerate gamblers back into our weekly American football betting column here on the SoBros Network Patreon, Tank the 401k. Call your bookie and empty those retirement accounts (actually, don’t really do that – this is just sarcasm. Our lawyers say we shouldn’t claim to be experts on anything because we’re not)! Each week, the SoBros team up to offer their five locks of the week – obviously, we’re not professionals here so take this advice with a grain of salt and don’t sue us if you piss all of your money away. That’s not our fault. Okay, I think we’re all set here – here are this week’s SoBros gambling picks.
Stoney’s Picks
We have a pretty good thing going right now! Let me try to not fuck it up.
- Northern Illinois -13.5 – I’m not buying 2-1 Buffalo. The Huskies have had a week to rest…schematically, that defense is solid. This has been bet down from -14…let’s take advantage of that!
- Memphis -9.5 – Memphis is doing it with defense right now and they’re finishing games. The talent pulls away from Navy in the 4th quarter.
- Duke -14.5 – Did you guys not watch Western Kentucky completely dismantle my Blue Raiders last Saturday night? And, y’all think they’re going to be able to hang within two touchdowns of Duke? Nah, fam.
- Steelers -1.5 – Give me the gross ass Steelers team. That defense is rolling and Justin Fields is playing some decent ball. Sorry, but I’m not buying the Chargers yet.
- Bills -4.5 – The Jags stink!
McCash’s Picks
This season of Tank the 401k is off to a spectacular start for me. 4-1 in week one followed by back-to-back 3-2 week’s is money in the bank. If you listened to this week’s College Football Roundup with me and Stoney then you already know why I like this week’s picks. If you haven’t listened then you should and subscribe to the podcast so you can get some extra insight to other pics as well. This week I’m taking 4 road favorites and one home favorite that should be favored by a lot more than it is.
- Nebraska -7.5
- USC -5.5
- Memphis -9.5
- Tennessee -7
- Kansas State -6.5
SEASON STATS
- McCash last week: (3-2)
- McCash’s 2024 W-L: (11-8) – 57.9%
- Stoney last week: (4-1)
- Stoney’s 2024 W-L: (9-6) – 60%
- SoBros last week: (7-3)
- SoBros 2024 W-L: (20-14) – 58.8%
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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