Hello, and welcome in to the latest edition of Yankee Candle Reviews here on SoBros Network. I will be your host – the Fragrance Aficionado of SoBros Network, also the EIC, Stoney Keeley. My passion for Yankee Candle began in 2006, when I strolled into the location in Providence Marketplace in Mount Juliet, Tennessee. I picked up a jar of Autumn Woods, and found it captured the essence of the season perfectly. I’ve been hooked in this…well, you could even call it ‘romantic…’ relationship with Yankee Candle ever since. Today, we’re kicking off the fall season with a sniff of Sugared Cinnamon Apple.
If Yankee Candle does one thing well, it may be their apple fragrances. I know that may be a bit of a hot take given everything they’re good at, but I implore you to reconsider. Everything they sprinkle a little dash of apple into is a banger – Ciderhouse, Campfire Cocktail (review coming soon), Crisp Campfire Apples, Apple Pumpkin, etc.. Sugared Cinnamon Apple is no different. But, what makes it a little different from the other apple profiles are the sweet notes of vanilla and sugar. This one plays a little less on the feeling of walking through an orchard and smelling the apples fresh with the scents of fall carried on the wind, and more into the feeling of baking the apples you’ve just picked fresh into a pie. It really is lovely.
Recommended Burning: You and your partner have a full bushel of apples. The wind blows through the window in your kitchen as you rinse the apples, the chill raising your arousal. You feel your nipples tighten as your partner grabs your hips from behind. You make love right there on the kitchen counter. Then, you light Sugared Cinnamon Apple.
Check out the Yankee Candle archives here on SoBros Network for my extensive backlog of Yankee Candle reviews! Also, be sure to check out my comprehensive list of the top 100 Yankee Candle fragrances of all time. I worked on that thing for forever, so any read is appreciated, thank you. That is all.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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