Welcome all degenerate gamblers back into our weekly American football betting column here on the SoBros Network, Tank the 401k. Call your bookie and empty those retirement accounts (actually, don’t really do that – this is just sarcasm. Our lawyers say we shouldn’t claim to be experts on anything because we’re not)! Each week, the SoBros team up to offer their five locks of the week – obviously, we’re not professionals here so take this advice with a grain of salt and don’t sue us if you piss all of your money away. That’s not our fault. Okay, I think we’re all set here – here are this week’s SoBros gambling picks.
Stoney’s Picks
Whew – a 7-3 week for the team the last team we spoke! Forgive us for taking the week off – I had family in town and opted to spend some quality time with them instead of slaving over point spreads ’til 1AM. Nonetheless, we’re back above 50%, we can relax a little, and it’s time to keep this train rolling.
- Colorado -5.5 – This Buffs offense is better than I thought it was going to be, and I’m definitely not buying that Cincinnati is actually good. In Colorado, I’m backing the home team.
- Texas A&M -2.5 – They’re quietly playing some really good football lately, and should catch LSU in a letdown spot traveling to College Station.
- Iowa -13.5 – Fade Northwestern.
- Minnesota -4.5 – I’m going back to the Golden Gopher well to catch Maryland off a big win.
- Detroit Lions -10.5 – The Titans just can’t get things right. The Lions ought to mow them down.
McCash’s Picks
- Boise State -3.5
- Penn State -6.5
- Navy +12.5
- Buffalo +6
- BYU +2.5
SEASON STATS
- McCash last week: (3-2)
- McCash’s 2024 W-L: (19-19) – 50%
- Stoney last week: (4-1)
- Stoney’s 2024 W-L: (19-16) – 54.3%
- SoBros last week: (7-3)
- SoBros 2024 W-L: (38-35) – 52.1%
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, third on Football & Other F Words, co-host of The Hot Read Podcast, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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