Hello, and welcome in to the latest edition of Yankee Candle Reviews here on SoBros Network. I will be your host – the Fragrance Aficionado of SoBros Network, also the EIC, Stoney Keeley. My passion for Yankee Candle began in 2006, when I strolled into the location in Providence Marketplace in Mount Juliet, Tennessee. I picked up a jar of Autumn Woods, and found it captured the essence of the season perfectly. I’ve been hooked in this…well, you could even call it ‘romantic…’ relationship with Yankee Candle ever since. Today, we’re looking at one of Yankee Candle’s spookiest fragrances yet, Witches’ Brew.
Last month, I talked about how underrated Yankee Candle’s apple fragrances were. I think we should add Yankee’s Halloween fragrances to the underrated conversation too. Haunted Hayride is fantastic, and Witches’ Brew is too. Heavy on the patchouli notes, there’s something about this candle that just looks, smells, and feels witchy. How they’re perfectly able to capture the essence of a season in a jar remains one of the most impressive feats of modern engineering. Witches’ Brew is like a step backwards in time. It’s like a trip into the woods where you never feel comfortable because it always feels like someone’s watching. Maybe they are.
Recommended Burning: You’ve spent the evening in the woods, preparing for the annual ritual. Moonclad, wearing nothing but the beams of light that filter through the trees and reflect off of your bare skin, someone sliced a goat’s throat open, and you think that’s a little hardcore but that’s what you signed up for when you agreed to join this coven. You have to smear a little goat’s blood across your titties, but that’s fine because you’re a witch now. You come back after the ritual and light Witches’ Brew as you wash off your titties and enjoy a nice chai tea latte.
Check out the Yankee Candle archives here on SoBros Network for my extensive backlog of Yankee Candle reviews! Also, be sure to check out my comprehensive list of the top 100 Yankee Candle fragrances of all time. I worked on that thing for forever, so any read is appreciated, thank you. That is all.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, third on Football & Other F Words, co-host of The Hot Read Podcast, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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