Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
Which Nashville area college or pro team has been the biggest turkey this year?
— Ed Helinski 🇺🇸🇵🇱 (@MrEd315) November 7, 2024
Answer:
Gotta be the Titans to this point – maybe I just bit into the hype too much, but I damn sure didn’t expect 2-6.
Question:
Who is winning in a boxing match: baby Gronk or the Rizzler
— JT Ruhnke (@jt_ruhnke) November 7, 2024
Answer:
No one wants to admit this, but Baby Gronk would body The Rizzler. Now, the real discussion point here is what a piece of shit that makes Baby Gronk. Why would he do that? Why would he want to? Does it seem extreme to call a child a piece of shit? Sure. But, I mean….
…………….
y’know.
Question:
Is that Peter Skoronskis son
— Zach Lyons (@TheZachLyons) November 7, 2024
Answer:
Actually, this is a photo of Peter Skoronski at Northwestern.
Question:
When will the Stoney for president write in campaign begin for 2028?
— Parker (@Parker5425) November 7, 2024
Answer:
No time like the present, Parker. Let’s take the White House. Wait…no…gotta be careful how you say things like that these days, my bad.
Question:
Is it me or does Bo Hardegree look like a Seuss character? Mayor of Whoville maybe?
— The General (@mac9nj) November 7, 2024
Answer:
For reference, ladies and gentlemen, I present Bo Hardegree:
Question:
When evaluating qbs do you like they idea of trying to bring a guy who's gunshy out of his shell. Or reining in a fuck it my wr down there somewhere gunslinger. Allar has a cannon but tends to always take the safe underneath play and doesn't shoot from the hip. His TOWP% is great
— eddie (@wondernomma) November 7, 2024
Answer:
I want that wild horse that I have to rein in. I need to know that in the clutch moment of the game, my guy is going to be looking to make the play. As an evaluator, I always believe in the coaches’ ability to coach the mistakes out of him (lol).
Question:
Where is somewhere you would like to travel and what kinds of foods would you eat.
— Titan Travis (@Titantravis08) November 7, 2024
Answer:
My big bucket list thing is Oktoberfest in Germany with ALL the German food.
Question:
Who’s a better investigator? The Batman or Holly Gibney ? For instance If someone you know was murdered who would you pick to find them?
— Titan Travis (@Titantravis08) November 7, 2024
Answer:
Well, considering I had to Google who Holly Gibney is, I feel I can’t adequately answer this question. But, I will say that I feel like Batman would be a pretty good lead on the detective front.
Question:
Who wins a free for all WWE style match between all 440 network shows.
— eddie (@wondernomma) November 7, 2024
Answer:
Man, I would’ve said me and JT, but Braden has this uncanny grown man country strength that really caught me off guard in an arm wrestling match. He beat me, and I still think about that day on occasion when I’m feeling depressed. So, I don’t know. A Football Show might take it, especially if we have to fight Braden, PK, AND Bold Nick. They got three dudes!
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, third on Football & Other F Words, co-host of The Hot Read Podcast, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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