Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
Do people stop what they are doing and start applauding you when they see you in that shirt?
— Robert Greenlaw (@RobOnBroadway) November 26, 2024
Answer:
Yes, and they ask for pictures too.
Question:
If you could go back to the 6th round of this years draft and do it over, who would you want the Titans to take
— JT Ruhnke (@jt_ruhnke) November 26, 2024
Answer:
I think it’s still pretty easily Malik Washington for me, though I would have to think about flipping my guy Travis Glover to right tackle to see if he could’ve made this line better.
Question:
Has there ever been a better sack dance than what Meatloaf dropped on us after his first career sack?
— Titans Homer (@smorton101368) November 26, 2024
Answer:
Absolutely not. MA! THE MEATLOAF! I can’t help myself. I have to scream it every time his name is brought up.
Question:
Watcha gonna do when Ojukwumania and 61 inch pythons run wild on you, brother?
— Tanking 101 (@blenny10) November 26, 2024
Answer:
I don’t know, bud. I think Ojukwu will actually have to be active on game day in order to run wild on anyone.
Question:
Is a big helping of campbell soup the cure to ills that currently beset this titans oline
— eddie (@wondernomma) November 26, 2024
Answer:
When did you start getting the Campbell’s Soup payday, Eddie?!?!
Question:
Should turkey pizza become a bonafide thing? Would be an easy prep, short cook time and a lot less fuss & muss
— Ed Helinski 🇺🇸🇵🇱 (@MrEd315) November 26, 2024
Answer:
I’m here for it, Ed! I love a good Thanksgiving pizza. I’m not sure if they’re doing it again this year, but Tailgate Brewery had a killer Thanksgiving pizza a year or two ago. Turkey, on its own, is overrated. Thanksgiving is all about the sides for me. Pile ’em up on a pizza and it’s all the same to me.
Question:
Why are the preds the jets of the nhl.
— eddie (@wondernomma) November 26, 2024
Answer:
Man….I wish that tweet didn’t make perfect sense, but it does.
Question:
Dream free agent or second round draft pick that fills a major void for us. I would say first rounder but I feel like we’ll be middle of pack and take best talent available
— Hon the Don (@Hon_Solo_Dolo) November 26, 2024
Answer:
I’m probably going to be on this ‘Emery Jones Jr. or Jonah Savaiianea in the second’ train for quite some while. I don’t think this is a great tackle class, so if the Titans want to shore up the unit with another young guy they can add to this group for the next few seasons, they’ll probably have to invest an early pick in him. My dream free agent would obviously be Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (or Zack Baun).
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, third on Football & Other F Words, co-host of The Hot Read Podcast, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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