Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
Who? What? When? Where? Why?
— Robert Greenlaw (@RobOnBroadway) December 4, 2024
Answer:
Me, a cold beer, tonight, in my recliner ’cause life is hard brother.
Question:
Which holiday pie is underrated?
— Ed Helinski 🇺🇸🇵🇱 (@MrEd315) December 4, 2024
Answer:
Maybe it’s not technically a pie, but I love fruitcake and I’m tired of pretending like I don’t. A real underrated treat this time of year.
Question:
What is the appropriate date to start Christmas music
— eddie (@wondernomma) December 4, 2024
Answer:
Eddie, I’ve been blasting it since the morning after Halloween.
Question:
What’s one piece of advice you wish you’d been given five years ago, and how do you think it would’ve changed your path?
— Titan Travis (@Titantravis08) December 4, 2024
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Answer:
“Work less – everything will be alright.” I’d probably be a little healthier and I might’ve even had the free time to finish my novel by now.
Question:
If the Titans could adopt one tradition or unique fan experience from another NFL team, what do you think would fit Nashville's vibe the best?
— Titan Travis (@Titantravis08) December 4, 2024
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Answer:
Let’s take “firing cannons from a pirate ship off after a touchdown in Tampa Bay” and turn it into “papaw firing off his sawed off shotgun after a touchdown in Tennessee.”
Question:
Your Mt. Rushmore of Christmas movies
— Odd Todd (@T_Manzana27) December 4, 2024
Answer:
A tough one that feels like it could change at any moment, but I ultimately go: Christmas Vacation, The Polar Express, Disney’s A Christmas Carol (yes, the creepy Jim Carrey cartoon one), and The Night Before.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, third on Football & Other F Words, co-host of The Hot Read Podcast, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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