Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
1) Which of the following are you MORE LIKELY (even if both are close to 0%) to watch:
— Eldon English (shrike113) (@shrike4113) December 19, 2024
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Blade 2
2) 1st/2nd round tackles that AREN’T going to switch to guard in the NFL?
3) In your opinion, are turtles actually “Nature’s D Student” as Stewie suggests?
Answer:
- I’ve actually already seen Blade 2 – I watched all three, so…
- I won’t be surprised if Josh Simmons is the top actual tackle in this draft class, though Cam Williams seems to have all of the buzz. No one’s really talking about Simmons, but he’s good. I’m a fan of Josh Conerly too. Right now, I’m leaning those two guys…but I don’t think Will Campbell or Kelvin Banks will be tackles at the next level. On the right side, people seem to think that Emery Jones Jr. and Jonah Savaiianea will kick inside, but I like their tape and would like to see them get a chance at tackle. Bottom line – this class is littered with college tackles who will be playing guard next season.
- Still not answering!
Question:
Do you trust James Gunn with Superman? What was your opinion on Henry Cavill's Superman?
— Jacob Sain (@JSainity) December 19, 2024
Answer:
Absolutely – I’m a big fan of James Gunn and think he’ll add some much-needed juice to the DC properties. I loved Cavill – that guy looked like he was built in a lab to play Superman.
Question:
Which QB would you take in the 2025 draft? (Not named Sanders or Ward)
— Adam (@zandermercury) December 19, 2024
Answer:
Feels gross to say it, but I think I’d go Jaxson Dart in the middle rounds.
Question:
Muppets Lord of the Rings, Muppets Star Wars, Muppets Harry Potter: F***, Marry, Kill.
— Kablarnage (@Kablarnage) December 19, 2024
Answer:
Easy – I love Lord of the Rings and would want to spend the rest of my life with them….so marry. I’m fucking Harry Potter, and I’m killing Star Wars because I don’t think Star Wars is good.
Question:
What are your Christmas plans this year Stoney?
— Titan Travis (@Titantravis08) December 19, 2024
Answer:
Hopefully, a lot of nothing. I think we’re going to go catch A Complete Unknown. But, otherwise, I don’t even want to get out of my pajamas. I’m in dire need of some rest, and this time of year is always my opportunity to do so.
Question:
Which Preds and Titans players are worthy of receiving lumps of coal from Santa?
— Ed Helinski 🇺🇸🇵🇱 🌴 (@MrEd315) December 19, 2024
Answer:
Will. Levis.
Question:
An interesting question for those defending the Carthon and Callahan regime: If they didn’t believe in Levis or had doubts about him, why didn’t they draft a QB in this loaded class? Bo Nix is thriving, Penix Jr., McCarthy, and others are looking great.
— Jorge L Grisman (@jorge_utd) December 19, 2024
Answer:
Penix and McCarthy haven’t even played yet, Jorge! Also, why would we think they didn’t believe in Levis? From everything we saw back in the summer time, they absolutely believed in Levis. Nonetheless, to answer your question, I actually did say at one point last draft cycle that I wouldn’t have hated the team drafting Bo Nix in the 2nd round. What I didn’t see coming was all six of those guys going in the first round.
Question:
How in tf do you go to artsy movie festivals, making in depth movie critiques, but had never watched Die Hard?
— fantasy account (@fantasyaccoun14) December 19, 2024
Answer:
It’s a great question, fantasy account! Easy answer though – I wasn’t a movie kid. I didn’t watch a lot of movies growing up. I didn’t really get into movies until around high school. That’s what we did on Friday nights back in the day – we’d squad up, head to Opry Mills, see a movie, and then eat at Applebee’s. So, anything prior to the year 2000, I was totally lost on. It’s only been in recent years that I’ve made an effort to go back and watch any of the classics I might’ve missed, including Die Hard.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, third on Football & Other F Words, co-host of The Hot Read Podcast, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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