Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
What is your favorite book over there on the shelf?
— Titan Travis (@Titantravis08) March 13, 2025
Answer:
Well, the smartass in me will say that is obviously Seasons, Vol. 1: Salt of the Earth by Stoney Keeley. But, to give you an honest answer, that’s a tough one. For one, there’s a lot of books on that shelf that I haven’t read yet. That’s just where my collection goes as I read through them. There is one over there that I keep coming back to though, and that’s Ray Bradbury’s The Toynbee Convector. A classic collection of short stories. In it is one of my favorite love stories, The Laurel and Hardy Love Affair, and a story I read to kick off every fall, Colonel Stonesteel’s Genuine Home-Made Truly Egyptian Mummy. Bradbury is one of the GOATs for a reason.
Question, from Brett on Bluesky:
All the presidents are in a Royal Rumble match as they were when they were elected.
- Who wins?
- Last eliminated?
- Most eliminations?
- Who takes home the Santino?
Answer:
- George Washington, after entering at one.
- Teddy Roosevelt
- Teddy Roosevelt
- William Henry Harrison
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, third on Football & Other F Words, co-host of The Hot Read Podcast, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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