Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
Should liver and onions be permanently banned?
— Ed Helinski 🇺🇸🇵🇱 🌴 (@MrEd315) July 9, 2025
Answer:
Ed, I have no idea! I’m at a loss on this one – I’ve never actually eaten liver and onions. I know it’s always had a bad reputation for being absolutely disgusting. I think there’s pretty good evidence to support that claim
Question:
1. How's pepper doing?
— eddie (@wondernomma) July 9, 2025
2. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you start becoming suspicious someone is putting them there?
3. Will you still be writing for stacking the inbox when the new gig starts?
Answer:
Pepper is doing great, Eddie – Aura and I were just talking about how far she’s come. I mean, we brought her home with a swollen jaw, a thousand-yard gaze, and the vet acted surprised that she made it through the night. Now, she’s bouncing off of the walls.
We’ve had her for about five weeks now and she’s acclimated just fine so far. She’s still getting used to roaming around the house on her own. Since she’s so young, she can’t be trusted on her own at night, so we’re still putting her in our guest room at night to sleep, but she understands the assignment. Doesn’t even meow or scratch at the door – just seems to understand that we’re going to go to sleep and when we wake up, she’s going to be the first thing we tend to. We’ve been so surprised at how gentle and patient Bucky has been throughout this whole thing. This dude is 17 pounds and could literally smother Pepper if he wanted to, but he tends to look after her as if she’s his own. That is, until she bites one of his hind legs. Then, we hear the hiss. Here’s a photo of him trying his best to sleep on a pile of dirty clothes and Pepper being an absolute hellion, not letting him rest:
I could’ve sworn I heard that sea gull question somewhere before so I Googled it – it didn’t return any results, so I must be thinking of something else, but I’m howling at Google’s AI response to the question: “Finding even one seagull in your house would be cause for suspicion, as they are wild birds that typically don’t enter homes. While one might be dismissed as a fluke, the second one would likely trigger suspicion, and anything beyond that would strongly suggest someone is deliberately placing them there.”
Yeah, man…I’m in fucking Mount Juliet, Tennessee. If I see ONE sea gull in my house, I’m thinking somebody put it there.
As for Stacking The Inbox, rest assured that all of my Titans and NFL Draft writings will still publish on Stacking The Inbox. There may be some (positive) changes for subscribers coming soon, but I’ll let Zach announce those when he’s ready. Bottom line – if you’re keeping up with my work on Stacking The Inbox, it’s still going to be there. And also, thank you for your support.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, second on Football & Other F Words, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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