Hello, and welcome in to the latest edition of Yankee Candle Reviews here on SoBros Network. I will be your host – the Fragrance Aficionado of SoBros Network, also the EIC, Stoney Keeley. My passion for Yankee Candle began in 2006, when I strolled into the location in Providence Marketplace in Mount Juliet, Tennessee. I picked up a jar of Autumn Woods, and found it captured the essence of the season perfectly. I’ve been hooked in this…well, you could even call it ‘romantic…’ relationship with Yankee Candle ever since. Today, we’re getting freaky with a whiff of Enchantress Spell.
Every now and then, I pick up a Yankee Candle that makes me cut my eyes to the side just a little bit and say, “what are y’all really trying to do here?” I mean, candles are pretty sensual items anyway. Nothing sets the mood like a little candlelight. But, when you’re naming one ‘Enchantress Spell,’ you know what you’re doing. This is undoubtedly one of the hornier Yankee Candles I’ve ever smelled. I like it, though – it smells like sex in the woods and pledging your undying loyalty to a witch in a shack miles away from civilization. Nothing hits harder during Halloween, so I tip my cap to you yet again, Yankee Candle.
Recommended Burning: You’ve just committed your soul to a temptress in the woods. Honestly, you’re feeling pretty good about it. You’re not too sure of what her true nature is or what her real 800-year-old body looks like, but you were totally vibing with the illusion she presented to you at her shack in the woods. Work has been burning you out lately, and you’ve been stressing about money – so, honestly, you’ve been thinking about deserting it all for awhile and all you had to give up was your soul to do the bidding of this enchantress in the Earthly world. Now, you don’t have to go to work anymore and you’re so stoked about that. That’s when you come home, crack open a beer, prop your feet up, and light up Enchantress Spell.
Check out the Yankee Candle archives here on SoBros Network for my extensive backlog of Yankee Candle reviews! Also, be sure to check out my comprehensive list of the top 100 Yankee Candle fragrances of all time. I worked on that thing for forever, so any read is appreciated, thank you. That is all.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, second on Football & Other F Words, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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