Hello, and welcome in to the latest edition of Yankee Candle Reviews here on SoBros Network. I will be your host – the Fragrance Aficionado of SoBros Network, also the EIC, Stoney Keeley. My passion for Yankee Candle began in 2006, when I strolled into the location in Providence Marketplace in Mount Juliet, Tennessee. I picked up a jar of Autumn Woods, and found it captured the essence of the season perfectly. I’ve been hooked in this…well, you could even call it ‘romantic…’ relationship with Yankee Candle ever since. Today, we’re taking a whiff of the interesting and different Stargazing.
I’m here for a new kind of spring fragrance! I know that sometimes Yankee can put out these vaguely described fragrances and I don’t really know what they’re meant to be. That was the case when I picked Stargazing up off of the shelf, but when I took that first whiff, a wave of fresh outdoors hit my nostrils. It’s like sticking your face into lush vegetation. It’s a tad floral, and it’s a lot cool night air….quite different from the usual spring rotation. And, yeah…this video was recorded last winter and is totally giving me PTSD about that beautifully marbled wax that Yankee doesn’t pour any longer.
Recommended Burning: On a fine spring eve, you and your lover are on your backs in the bed of your pickup truck. It’s early spring, so there’s just enough of a nip in the air to make your nipples erect, pointing to the illuminated night sky like tiny satellites, picking up a sexual signal as crisp as the brisk night air. “These are some hard ass nipples,” you say with a smoky hue in your voice. You use that smoky hue when you want to clearly express desire. You then reach for the lighter, and put a flame to Stargazing.
Check out the Yankee Candle archives here on SoBros Network for my extensive backlog of Yankee Candle reviews! Also, be sure to check out my comprehensive list of the top 100 Yankee Candle fragrances of all time. I worked on that thing for forever, so any read is appreciated, thank you. That is all.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, second on Football & Other F Words, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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