Things have been a little bit weird for two years in a row now, but there’s still nothing quite like WrestleMania Sunday. Months of preparation and build have led us to this event. I can’t say that I’m particularly geeked out of my mind for this year’s event, but I do love a few of the matches, and besides….it’s like a holiday ’round here. So, you can damn well believe that once WrestleMania starts, your boy “Big Natural” is going to have a drink in hand, posted up, and enjoying pro wrestling’s biggest day….err….two days. Of course, considering it’s drinking game season, we can’t do it without putting our own WrestleMania 37 drinking game out there.
WRESTLEMANIA 37 DRINKING GAME
Take a drink if/when…
- You have trouble logging into Peacock. Double drinks every time the Peacock stream crashes.
- You hear the term ‘Back in Business.’
- Anyone has new tights (‘Mania season, baby!)
- They pan to the crowd and someone isn’t wearing their mask properly.
- Someone hits their finisher.
- Anyone uses a foreign object (reminder: a ladder is not considered a foreign object in a ladder match).
- Someone interferes in a match.
- You hear the term ‘Head of the Table.’
- Anyone successfully executes a spear.
- There’s an actual drum in the Nigerian Drum Fight.
- One drink for every five Shane McMahon rabbit punches.
- You find yourself thinking, “man, Bad Bunny isn’t too bad at this…“
- Matt Riddle is shown riding a scooter backstage.
- Anyone starts oozing out black goo.
- The “history” between Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens is mentioned.
- Logan Paul throws a punch.
Take a shot if/when…
- A title changes hands.
- A match goes 20 minutes or longer.
- Anyone on the entire show bleeds.
- There’s a botch.
- Anyone is literally set on fire.
That’s it, folks. Let’s get lit. And, as usual, if you’re not planning on drinking from the comfort of your own home, be sure to find a DD or utilize ridesharing apps such as Lyft or Uber. We don’t want anyone to die. Otherwise, HAPPY WRESTLEMANIA! LET’S GOOOOOOO!
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Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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