Y’know…I never even realized how much I loved good old fashioned slobberknockers at the ball park until we had to go over a full year without crowds at sports games. But now that nature is healing, we’re starting to see scraps at baseball games pop up on the Twitter feed left and right. I love it. I’m here for it (as long as no one’s being seriously injured). I mean, if you stop and think about it, the setting for these fights just adds to the comedy gold. I have a hard time just walking to my seat down those narrow ass aisles at a baseball stadium. I can’t imagine trying to fist fight someone in ’em. You just have all these obstacles to overcome – the seats, hand rails, other people, etc.. I think that’s the key to why ball park fights are so funny to me. But, what we have here today folks happens to be one of the weirdest ball park fights I’ve ever seen.
Is this a fight or a contest to see who can get naked first? pic.twitter.com/CtNJDxwikn
— Stoney Keeley (@StoneyKeeley) May 26, 2021
This is just so bad…on several levels. This clip was 30 seconds long and I saw one good quality punch thrown. The rest of the time is spent wrestling with each other and rolling around down on the stairs. I understand when you take your shirt off BEFORE a fight – gotta avoid the old okie doke if you can (that’s when your opponent pulls your shirt over your face to obstruct your vision and then just socks you right in the kisser). But, these dudes started fighting before the shirts came off! That was apart of the fight, actually – that one guy pulled the other dude’s shirt off for him! We got some half ass cheeks exposed, which no one wanted to see. I’m all for a good fight at the ball park, but nobody wants to see pudgy man-ass when they’re trying to enjoy a nice evening. I also love the dude (the only dude lol) that first steps in to try and break this scuffle up, when in reality, all he does is fall over on top of one of the dudes. And then just like that – homie in the blue undies just gets up and runs away like a thief in the night. All around, this is a totally bizarre clip.
I felt like someone should’ve been hovering over this fight squirting baby oil all over these dudes. This feels like something the WWE would run in the early 2000s. Put these two broads in an inflatable pool full of pudding and you’ve got MONEY on Friday Night SmackDown!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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