Have you ever once eaten Cheetos and macaroni and cheese only to realize how frustrated you were that they weren’t actually the same food? Thankfully, Burger King has you covered.
Now, the rest of us who actually eat normal food are left gagging at the absurd combination. It’s like Burger King is just laughing at our nation’s obesity at this point. They have to be thinking, “these fatasses will eat anything. What is the most disgusting thing we can come up with?”
“MIAMI (CBS) – Cheetos and mac n’ cheese are coming together to make for one very gooey, cheesy item on Burger King’s menu.”
Let me tell you – there’s going to be very gooey, cheesy items all over the place after people eat this shit. I would seriously have to hype myself up to eat it. My stomach is turning just looking at the images. I don’t know who sees that and thinks, “GOD THAT LOOKS SO GOOD!”
Bastion Booger?
Alf?
Oh, shit – I just found out that Alf is a fictional character. Damn – there goes my childhood….
The fast food chain has introduced “Mac n’ Cheetos,” which it describes as “a portable combination of creamy mac n’ cheese covered with crispy CHEETOS flavor.”
Now, they’re throwing the adjective ‘crispy’ into the mix and I’m even less sold than before. I can’t think of a single time in my life that I’ve thought, “you know what – this mac n’ cheese is good and all, but it needs an extra layer of cheese flavored crust….and you know what!? I NEED IT TO BE PORTABLE, TOO!”
It’s being marketed toward people who are already emotionally damaged. Let’s be real. You want to be fat, America? That’s your choice. I certainly am no healthy individual, but even as a guy who can clean out three Whoppers at once, I have to draw the line somewhere.
That line is eating something that looks like a spray-tanned dog turd full of cheese.
Stoney Keeley is the editor of the SoBros Network, Tennessee Titans Featured Analyst for Pro Football Spot, and covers the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley,@PFSpot, @WrestlingNewsCo
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