THE FUTURE IS NOW. This is obviously a must-have for just about anyone – day drinkers, party bros, every Saturday that is for the boys, etc. etc. What a genius idea! I mean, how has no one executed this successfully until now? It’s that German engineering, I suppose!
I’m starting to plan the layout of the SoBros Network office. Hoping to be working there full time within the next year or so, unless someone from my current day job is reading…in which case, I intend to work there forever. Anyway, we’ll probably have one of these things in the office before we have internet and air conditioning.
I would make one of these myself, but let’s be honest here. You need someone to hang a picture? I’m your guy. I can swing a hammer and lift heavy shit, but that’s about the extent of my handiness. I could try and build one, but it would probably end up looking like a janky ass Mouse Trap board soaked in booze:
Also, can someone check on Matt in Lebanon? He’s one of our loyal readers who I’m pretty sure bleeds Jack & Coke. I imagine he’ll lock himself up in his shop for the next 72 hours in order to churn out one of these bad boys.
Good luck to all the weekend engineers out there who will undoubtedly try and build one of these. I hope it pans out for you.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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