Taylor Lewan is the unquestioned King of New Nashville. As such, we happily serve the Crown. Sure, we are a very serious media company of journalism. We’re supposed to be objective and unbiased, but let’s be honest. That doesn’t matter in media today. So, we make no bones about our support of House Lewan. Last week, he tweeted that he was in search of a 1970 Cadillac Deville.
Dear Nashville,
Looking for a white convertible 1970 Cadillac deville (rent not buy) preferably with steer horns on the grill.
Love, Dad pic.twitter.com/x5eECd3oA8
— Taylor Lewan (@TaylorLewan77) June 27, 2018
Obviously, we’re going to do everything that we can to spread the word, which means we’re going to write an approximately 300-word post about the tweet. The 12 people that follow us but DON’T already follow Lewan could prove useful. As a matter of fact, it only takes one person to provide the 1970 Cadillac Deville. What if that person lies within our readership but has no idea who Lewan is?
We have to spread the word to do what we can to help.
You can ask Paul Heggen and Dennis Kelly. That SoBros rub is good for at least about seven new followers. They may all be members of the SoBros Network staff, but that doesn’t matter when you’re trying to sell advertising! That’s seven new potential customers, baby!
I don’t even remember why I started writing this today.
Oh yeah, if you have the Cadillac, please contact Taylor Lewan, King of New Nashville, at his Twitter handle. Or, you can e-mail us and we’ll get in touch with him (by tweeting at him). But, if you don’t have the steer horns on the grill, please save yourself the embarrassment and stay parked.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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