You know – there’s a lot of shit going on in the world today. We seem to be in the perpetual state of fanatical anger. People getting shot left and right. People are burning stuff, screaming at each other, running shirtless through the streets, murdering animals in zoos..
And that’s just at the Cleveland Cavaliers championship parade!
HEYOOOOOOO – Stoney’s back wit da jokes y’all. And yeah, sorry if you’re offended that I made light of national tragedies. That seems a bit inappropriate and I apologize. Also, I don’t really care if you’re offended. This is my job (that I don’t get paid for). Anyway…
Just when you’re done with the Pokemon Go craze, China is there to lift our spirits once again. Actually, this was written four months ago, but we don’t care about facts here on the SoBros Network.
Courtesy of PBS – “…But China has even grander plans. These include a 2018 mission to send the first probe in history to land on the “dark side” of the moon, where the extraordinary geology is largely unexplored. Other plans aim to bring back lunar samples as well as to land humans on the surface of the moon. The country has Martian ambitions as well.
I’m going to skip right the fuck over the rest of all the science in this article.
Let’s talk about this – the Chinese wants to explore the darkest reaches of the moon, harvest literal tons of fuel to power civilization, and might just want to go to Mars. And, wait – what? All of a sudden the Chinese have a YUGE appetite for energy? Good for them. Everyone gets so caught up in America these days, they forget to stop and take the time to well-wish other nations. You go China! Tally up the W’s.
“Well, um actually a pretty nice little 2016. We’re going to go to the moon, explore its’ dark side, maybe harvest some helium-3, power the planet for 10,000 years, maybe go to Mars. I don’t know. I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.”
I just hope China gets an NFL team soon so they can be called the 16ers. That’s what I’m really rooting for in all of this mess…the real important stuff.
Stoney Keeley is the editor of the SoBros Network, Tennessee Titans Featured Analyst for Pro Football Spot, and covers the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley,@PFSpot, @WrestlingNewsCo
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