Apparently, there is now a Botox procedure for men called Scrotox. As you would imagine, it’s to help smooth out the wrinkles on a nutsack. Shockingly enough, this is somehow gaining in popularity.
Now, I’m not going to say anything against more traditional Botox treatment. Some people make a living with their face and no one wants to look at a beaten leather bag on television. I do think some take it way too far (I love you, Dolly Parton, but you don’t look human anymore). However, we’re talking about a literal sack of skin here.
From The Independent – “The effect of Scrotox is much the same as regular Botox (or ironing, for that matter): the removal of wrinkles, and the effect lasts for about four months. Over time, testicles develop wrinkles due to changing temperatures – when it’s warmer, the scrotum relaxes, and in colder conditions they contract.”
Right, in order to keep those salty swimmers alive, the balls have to stay within certain temperature ranges so they either stay close to body heat or hang loose. I have so many questions. Does the sack even contract anymore after Scrotox? If they don’t, isn’t that dangerous for semen? And if they do contract – well then buddy, you’re still going to have wrinkles cause that’s how skin works.
“There has however only been one study into using Botox on testicles, and that was to treat pain rather than for cosmetic reasons.”
Hey now, this is completely reasonable. GG Science over here curing testicle pain. But I just don’t understand the vanity aspect of it all and quite frankly, it kinda creeps me out.
“Although it sounds bizarre, doctors predict the treatment, so-called Scrotox, is only going to become more popular in 2017.”
Why?! What woman has ever rejected a man’s advances after seeing his balls were wrinkly? If was about to spend some personal time with the area, I would probably be totally freaked out by large and smooth balls and then offended if they never tightened.
“But it could be that frozen testicles will soon be as common as frozen faces.”
UGH!
Here’s the thing guys, instead of spending $400-700 on a weird procedure that only last for about four months, just send me the money along with a picture of your balls and I’ll give you all the pep talk you need to feel like a new man.
