We promised you some big news this week, and here it is! We will be celebrating “Big Natural” Stoney Keeley’s birthday (that’s me) on Saturday, June 24th of the year 2017 at 5PM. The location: Buffalo’s Billiards at 154 2nd Ave N in Nashville, Tennessee – our usual stomping grounds.
RSVP on Facebook HERE.
No rules for this one – we had trivia at The Big Hang I and a The Foosball Championship, we….well, we played foosball. But, this time – it’s all about just hanging with the SoBros and all of our beloved readers. Damn, we need a nickname for our readers. Barstool Sports have the Stoolies. Over The Ropes has the Jannettys….we need something.
Anyway, here’s a reminder that Buffalo’s is a 21+ establishment, and you will be asked to show ID upon entry. No booze or food provided – we’re still a broke ass comedy blog – so you’re on your own there, but Buffalo’s is the most reasonably priced sports bar in Nashville. We’ll undoubtedly hit the foosball table, skee ball, shuffleboard, and DEFINITELY arcade basketball.
No word on where the night will take us after that, but it’s sure to be a good time, and I’d love to see each and every one of you out there to personally and professionally shake your hand and thank you for the support.
We’ll have some merch on hand, so if you’re interested in further supporting SoBros Network, bring some cash or venmo. No gifts, please, but if you insist here’s a short list of things I want: a trip to Ireland, a new Macbook, world peace, Subway gift cards, a photoshopped photo of Joey Janela and me, the Super Crazy ECW action figure, and a framed photo of Bam Bam Bigelow. Seriously, no gifts, though, unless you insist.
And, finally – to celebrate all my 30 years of living that will soon turn to 31 years of living, here’s a quick tribute I made to myself – “This is Your Life, Big Natural” if you will…
I would recommend hitting the play button on this sumbitch before you get started:
2005 – when I had long hair:
Proof that at one point in my life I had a flat stomach and damn near had abs:
The moment Poppa Bear and I knew we were going to make beautiful sweet music together:
Here’s “Nature Boy” Brandon Vick and me at the Warped Tour in Atlanta in ’05:
Nature Boy and I have been friends since 1st grade after we bonded over our love of basketball – anyone that knows us knows it’s our one true passion in life:
Here’s Nature Boy, Ralph Wiggum (not pictured), and me out helping repair the damage from the 2010 flood with some slick ass plumber’s crack:
That time I did the impossible and skipped a hamburger across the lake:
That time the boys tore up Gatlinburg:
That time I delivered a Stone Cold Stunner to Nature Boy in the middle of a Green Hills sidewalk and had to help him back to his car:
That time Poppa Bear and I nearly melted down watching the “Kick Six” together:
Just a totally unexpected candid from Cadbury:
We’ve been gentlemen since the 1st grade:
Could not have made it this far without the First Lady:
Early days of the podcast with Nature Boy, Poppa Bear and friend of the site and 2017 SoBros Foosball Champion, RHog:
That time RHog and I moonlighted as stock photo models:
That time Nature Boy and I threw shit in the ocean:
I’ve always been known most for my big ass – this one’s just to keep the straight ladies and gay men interested in this blog at this point:
I’ll always be the man staring at the bubbles:
Hopefully, this team (Poppa Bear and Adam not pictured) will be my ultimate destiny:
Anyway, hope to see y’all at Buffalo’s on June 24th. Let’s celebrate.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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