You know, I said I wasn’t going to write about this one. I gained my inspiration from watching this video, then planned to just scroll right through Instagram. I mean, how does one get 300 words out of a clip of a puppy riding a Roomba, ya know? Some stuff is just made to be a 30-second video.
But, then something more responsible came over me. I said, “Stoney – you have an obligation to the people.” And, yes – I’m literally saying this aloud to myself from my recliner. I’m saying, “Stoney – you drew inspiration from this. How many others could use this inspiration? You are a got damn journalist. You have to pass every bit of news you see for the people. FOR. THE. PEOPLE!”
They don’t call me “The People’s Champ” for nothing. They don’t call me Thundergrizzly for nothin’ either. But, I don’t know how that relates to my point here today. I just got carried away with all this electricity flowing through my veins, but I’ll try and focus for the remainder of this post.
This dog represents the American Dream. But, I’m just saying this is the lifestyle we’re all working towards, right? Just chillin’ all boss like, as they say.
So, here I am. #2BlEsSeD2bEsTrEsSeD. Y’all know me. Just thanking the haters every morning I wake up. Lucky for each dumb fuck who reads my articles on Wrestling News and still thinks wrestling is real. I’m fortunate to have people telling me I’m dead ass wrong about most opinions that I have. Those are the people who keep me on my grind swag deluxe.
But, I’m also thankful for all the wonderful men and women who read this site on a daily basis. The men and women who comment, share, tweet, and all kinds of interact with us, also. Y’all the real MVPs.
I’m just going to take this opportunity to say live life to the fullest. But, remember to pay your bills. As Tim McGraw once said, “live like you were dying.” Or, was that Thomas Kinkade? I can’t remember, but I’m a huge Kinkade fan – his city skylines are beautiful. A lot like the emotions I’m feeling right now thinking about all of this inspiration and the fact that it’s Friday. In other words, it’s like I’m James Brown high on life.
Dale’
That was a piss-poor attempt at dropping “Mr. 305” Pitbull’s catchphrase into WordPress. I don’t know how to properly enter the accent mark over the ‘e’ but I’m pretty sure you got it. Y’all readin’ this one are the real ride or die SoBros readers.
If you need further inspiration, check out our newly formed Clutch Hall of Fame. You can also read our entire blog – all 820+ pieces of inspiration. But, most of all, don’t forget to wave at the haters on the way out the door today. Hi haters!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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