If my cat acted like this I’d make him pay rent
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Love it. “IIIII LOVE IT” – Conor McGregor voice.
File this under ‘things animals can do and it’s funny, but if I do it, it’s weird/gross.’ Seriously, though, haven’t we all ended up like this at some point in our lives? On one hand, I’ve spent nights sleeping in a hallway in a similar position. I can remember one night specifically. I was so drunk, but I’m an excellent drunk…always have the wherewithal to find a bathroom if I need it and such. So, I make it to bed, but the room starts spinning. You guys know how that goes. It ends in puke, but I’m in such bad shape that I can’t get up and walk to the bathroom.
So, I army crawl, as if traversing the trenches of World War II. It was just as heroic, anyway. I puke, clean up, and make the crawl back to the bathroom. But, it’s such a long journey – kind of like in War Dogs how they ended up in Afghanistan. That’s how I ended up like this cat in the hallway.
But, on the other hand, I think this is how we should all live our lives: wild and free like this cat. This cat clearly lives by no man’s rules. I can’t tell if the cat is drunk or not, but regardless, it is a symbol of free spirit. That cat could be three sheets to the wind, but I’m not lost on the message. That message is simply, “YOLO.” It’s a message that teaches us to live our life the way we see fit.
I don’t know what the baby has to do with anything. Kind of takes away from this clip to be honest. I mean, babies rarely add anything of value to anything anyway. That’s a lot of any’s.
I want to see more, though…wait. That doesn’t sound right. That makes it sound like I want to see more of the cat’s balls. That’s not true.
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