You don’t need to see a kid running with a knife to understand that kids can be real wild cards. But, I’m going to show you one, anyway:
Wow. If only this video lasted for another minute. You know that place turned into a veritable war zone. Just pure chaos as everyone tries to capture that kid and get that damn knife out of his hand. But, let’s break this down.
1) Like most tales, this one started innocently enough. Just a cute little, “awww whatcha got there, buddy?” That was the mom’s first mistake. She let her guard down. That’s the one thing you never do around children, especially ones rowdy enough to pick up a knife and take off running with it.
2) This kid obviously knows what he’s doing. He not only said “a knife” with a proud smirk on his face, but he said it with such authority that I even began to question whether or not it was worth the challenge of trying to take it from me. Like, if this kid runs around me and says that, I’m like, “whoa, chill bro – take your fucking knife. I’m cool. I’m cool.”
3) That shriek of “NOOO!” is the epitome of what pure panic and terror sound like when they converge. That was borderline Shakespearean. Way to act, though, mom. That little shit could’ve done some damage with that thing.
4) Finally, who the hell brought the kid to a beer pong tournament? And, who just left their knife laying around for this kid to pick up?
Anyway, shout out to this kid for being a badass and doing what he wants. Hope you’ve all accepted the fact that this guy will be your boss one day, or at the very least, will be a very decorated military veteran.
Happy Friday.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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