Boy oh boy, we are back. It has been a hot minute since our last drinking game. Actually, I think this is only the third one I’ve written this year. We definitely did one for the Super Bowl and Wrestlemania. But, regardless, the SEC Championship is the official unofficial kickoff to ‘drinking game season.’ We got the SEC Championship drinking game here, probably a playoff one, the National Championship. Y’all ’bout to get real messed up over the next few weeks.
This year’s title game is a hell of a rematch: the Auburn Tigers vs. the Georgia Bulldogs. Though Auburn slaughtered Georgia when they met in the regular season (Final score: 40-17 ouch), I think this game is actually going to be pretty close. It’s incredibly hard to beat a team twice in the same season, and though Kerryon Johnson is probable, he can’t possibly be 100%, right? Las Vegas thinks Auburn will be 2.5 points better, and I’m taking the Dawgs.
But, X’s and O’s aside, this matchup is chill-inducing. It’s the oldest rivalry in the deep South, and if all the tradition of these two programs doesn’t get you hyped, the fact that it’s for all the marbles should.
Now, let’s get drunk.
Take a drink if…
*Kerryon Johnson’s injury is mentioned.
*They show how much Jake Fromm sucked in the first meeting.
*Someone mentions that Auburn scored just six points on Clemson.
*Someone says Nick Chubb and/or Sony Michel will be “playing on Sundays.”
*”Georgia is out for revenge”
*When anyone says that Auburn beat two #1 teams in three weeks.
*”The winner of the Iron Bowl has gone on to the National Championship/CFP for the last eight years.”
*”Georgia has lost in their last two SEC Championship appearances.”
*”The CFP Committee has never selected a two-loss team.”
*Take a drink every time Gary Danielson botches a name or makes an inaccurate statement. Be sure to find a designated driver. You may need one for this rule alone.
*”Alabama is watching this one!”
*Anyone mentions Mark Richt at all.
*Jarrett Stidham passes for 200 yards.
*”Las Vegas favors Auburn” or conversely, “Las Vegas has Georgia as the underDAWGS”
*Chubb or Michel get a touchdown.
Take a shot if…
*Someone makes a Jake Fromm (State Farm) reference. Silently nod to Poppa Bear after you do.
*If Uncle Verne shows up on camera, in any capacity, take a shot. Take a second shot if, even in a limited time frame, he manages to botch a phrase or mispronounce a name.
*Gene Chizik is mentioned for any reason whatsoever.
*Gus Malzahn talks about going to Waffle House.
*Anyone mentions that you can actually buy Chick-Fil-A during this game.
As always, stay safe and drink responsibly. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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