How many times have you been out at a Mexican restaurant with friends and thought, “Man – I wish I could take this margarita home with me!” For me, it’s a regular occasion. Maybe that makes me an alcoholic, and I shouldn’t even write this post. But, hell – I’m trying to help people….not hide information from them! So, thankfully, this random drunk person on Instagram has found a solution. The margarita to-go box:
Ingenious. Pure brilliance.
If I had thought of this method years ago, it might have saved me several awkward nights and headaches the next day. You can’t take it with you, and you can’t let it go to waste. So, you end up just pounding the pitcher and ending up drunk in the heat on a frisbee golf course. You can say, “but Stoney – why couldn’t you just stop drinking the margarita?” To which I would say two things: first, have you ever tasted a margarita? Second, the more margarita you drink, the more margarita you want. Simple.
Something like this just reminds me of the time we spent Cinco de Mayo at Don Pancho in Mount Juliet. Love that place. I’m usually there once a month, and am surprised they even let me in the door after that Cinco de Mayo. I guess we weren’t the only ones gettin’ rowdy that night. Probably just hard to keep count.
But, anyway, we had so much to drink that night – definitely no margarita to-go boxes back then – that we just about closed the place down and had to get a friend to drive us home. Nothing really eventful happened, other than Nature Boy ran into some friends of his who kept buying him tequila shots. At the end of the night, I looked over and he was sitting at a table by himself, away from all of us. He was openly spitting on the floor. That’s it. That’s when I thought, “we goin’ to jail tonight.”
Fond memories that, now that I think about it, wouldn’t have been possible if we had the margarita to-go box and the resolve to actually stop drinking. I don’t know whether this is bad or good anymore. I’m not even sure how we got here.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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