Listen, we’ve all been here. We’ve all had a few too many and ended up in a bit of predicament. Worst case scenario – you wake up the next morning in a ditch or on another planet. It happens to the best of us and that’s just a fact of life. But, in our habit of studying people and the entirety of the human condition, we’ve found a man who exemplifies this very concept. Yes, we’ve found a man in the wild, who appears to be transcending time and space – so much so that he’s actually attempting to drink the napkins:
I’d say I feel bad for this guy, but he seems like he’s in a safe environment. Sitting at a bar alone poses no real risk to anyone else. I’m happy to see he’s not behind the wheel at the time of this filming. But, bro is GONE. I mean, GONE like I may have never seen another human, and I almost had to fish “Nature Boy” Brandon Vick out of a creek one night after an adventure at the Red Rooster.
I just love how he picks up the napkin container, knocks over his beer, and then reaches for it, like “oops – knocked over the napkins.” You know that was going through his head.
Homie pulls the napkins to his face, takes a long draw, and nothing comes out. You would think, at this point, he’d realize, “shit – I’m holding the napkins.” But, nope – he just stares at it for a minute…obviously thinks he must have just taken a drink out of the wrong end, and then pulls it back in for a second swig.
That’s how you know he was faded. This man was probably hung over for a week after this.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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