Welcome back to the Unicorn Watch here on SoBros Network, folks. This is for all the lonely single men/women out there. We like to give them hope of finding that perfect man/woman, so this column is little more than just a beacon of hope. Today, we have a woman demonstrating elite level NFL receiving skills:
Those are better hands than most of the NFL when you factor in she’s not wearing those tacky gloves. Literally, tacky…like sticky….I wasn’t commenting on how fashionable they are. I’m no Gorgeous Boyd here. I’ve never seen bare hand skill like that before.
Absolutely no reason that the New York Jets and Cleveland Browns shouldn’t be beating this woman’s door down. I’d have her contract drawn up STAT if I were running such an organization. Then again, the Browns only hire baseball people, of which I’m not, so hard to imagine I’d ever be in a decision-making position there. The Jets? Maybe, but we’ll have to wait and see.
Anyway, it’s not uncommon to see girls playing kicker on high school teams anymore, but it’s rare to see ’em at wide receiver. Hopefully, this woman will inspire a new generation of young women to join men in accelerating the decline of their mental and physical health by repeatedly smashing their brains into each other. But, that may just be a pipe dream on my end.
In conclusion, I give Odell Beckham, Jr. the edge on hair among wide receivers, though. Jenna here has flowing locks, but Odell’s style is unparalleled.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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