Impromptu Corey Graves appreciation blog in 3…2…1…
If you’ve followed the career of now WWE commentator Corey Graves at all, you’ve probably found yourself rooting for the guy. It’s hard not to do. He was a fantastic in-ring performer who struggled with multiple concussions and ultimately, it halted his wrestling career (quick flash back to that E60 piece).
But, one thing you can say about Graves for sure is that he understands how to connect to an audience and he possesses one of the most important skills, not only in wrestling, but in life: adaptability.
He switched over to the announce team, and became an instant success. The guy is sarcastic, hilarious, and is beginning to fill the Bobby Heenan/Jerry Lawler role for this generation of wrestling fans. He’s immensely talented, and assuming he doesn’t get back in the ring, has carved out a niche that could make him a legend in his field.
It’s also worth noting that because of Corey Graves, it’s much easier to talk my girlfriend into watching Raw on Monday nights, so thanks for that, too.
And, folks, we can’t have a Corey Graves appreciation post without mentioning the hair:
Listen, that hair is ridiculous. “Defying the laws of physics” is one way of putting it. It defies the laws of physics, time, space, man, and nature. It makes me think Graves actually isn’t a human, because no human’s hair can possibly look that good, every single strand perfectly in place.
It’s not so different from Sheamus’ hair, except The Celtic Warrior’s looks like it’s made of plastic, and the Savior of Misbehavior’s is incredibly voluminous and natural.
Also, yes – this Corey Graves appreciation post was conceptualized after he absolutely put some dude’s mind in a pretzel on Twitter yesterday. Sarcastic and..let’s just say, “real good with words,” is the perfect combination for a dude you don’t want to fuck with on the Twitter machine.
Yeah man. I have no doubt that you “work good.”
Probably even better than your grasp of the English language.
Show my tweets to other people. I’m famous. It might even land you a date. https://t.co/ucTgJ5Muv9
— Corey Graves (@WWEGraves) January 25, 2018
Stay down.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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