Everyone laughs at pro wrestling moves. For one, it’s impossible to actually hook any of these moves in real life. For another, when would they ever be practical in an actual fight? Well, folks – I’ve found a gentleman who applied the famed wrestling maneuver, the chokeslam, into real life in better form than the pros even use it?
nigga got slammed like a shot glass pic.twitter.com/zXbxBC8z0S
— fbg mike (@trapyeezus) January 26, 2018
Hope y’all got to see that before Twitter takes it down.
I don’t think I’ve ever been more amazed at something in my life. This is like seeing Mount Rushmore for the first time, holding your own baby in your arms for the first time, seeing your bride/groom walk down the aisle on your wedding day, or getting the last chicken tender at Rebar.
It’s just so unlikely – I mean, are we sure this wasn’t a scripted wrestling match? Are we sure this isn’t kayfabe here? It’s like this kid jumped off a trampoline.
That poor guy – like, yeah – don’t run your mouth to guys that are literally four times your size. That’s probably mistake #1, but holy hell, did he really deserve to be slammed into another dimension? Damn.
Also, I don’t know for sure that this guy is alive, but if we find out he actually died, which is entirely possible judging the force with which he get the ground, we’ll happily take this post down.
That’s our golden rule, and you can always count on us to be decent human beings. Or, to quote Poppa Bear, “we’re dicks, but we’re not assholes.”
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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