Moments from the NFC Championship game kicking off, and we’ve already got a classic clip courtesy of the one and only Terry Bradshaw:
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— Alan Conklin (@AlanConklin) January 21, 2018
Dafuq you on, Terry? What the hell? What in the blue hell is this crazy old bastard talking about?
Look – I get it. This is a long football day. These guys have been broadcasting for HOURS at this point. I’ve literally been watching football coverage since 9AM this morning. I can only imagine what it would be like to actually stay focused enough to cover it on live television for that long.
But, still – that’s just outright crazy talk.
Saying things about his ranch and all his mares “giving foals, havin’ birth, givin’ babies” – I don’t know what’s happening there. That is mumbo jumbo at its finest. But, then he compares the whole thing to Nick Foles and the Philadelphia Eagles. Like, Foles was born on a ranch somewhere on a cold winter day.
When one of those rascals “hits the ground, it might be a world champion. Just like Nick Foles!”
Also, Foles has been in the NFL for seven seasons now. It’s not like some young buck coming in and rising to his potential. This is a guy who had one great season, then spent the rest of his years as a backup. The only reason he’s playing this season is because Carson Wentz got hurt!
If anything, it’s like an old horse coming back to win the Kentucky Derby or something. I don’t know. I’m confusing myself by trying to get into the mind of Terry Bradshaw.
Also, if you actually saw the video – don’t you just love Cowboy Terry Bradshaw, in his cowboy hat, and the thought of him actually running a ranch somewhere? That shit is hilarious. I bet those animals look at him like he’s insane the same way we do.
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