We have a bona fide mystery on our hands after this excellent AFC Championship. Yes, the biggest question coming out of this game, a game that decided who will represent the AFC in the Super Bowl, is definitely whether or not Tony Romo splooged his britches in the announce booth:
Let’s play a game! Are Jim Nantz and Tony Romo…
A. Watching a replay
B. Fucking pic.twitter.com/fBDCbV3sf6— Laces Out (@LacesOutShow) January 21, 2018
Tough to say considering Romo isn’t on camera here, in case you didn’t notice. You definitely cannot see what he’s doing and you cannot see Nantz’s hands, either. So, none of us really have any idea of what’s actually going on.
You would think that since these guys are professionals, there would be no sort of sexual activity going on on live television. That just seems generally unacceptable. Like, I don’t think people can go around just orgasming on the clock.
Maybe if they did, workplaces would be a lot less tense.
I don’t know what the final verdict here is, folks. Maybe Romo was crankin’ it in the booth. But, until we have visual evidence, it’s just too hard to say conclusively. It’s like a turnover in football.
The one fact we do know is that this sounds like euphoria for Romo, so I’m glad he got to experience that.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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