I think it’s been well established on this blog that I am a competitive person. Probably more competitive than I should be. Like, when I see someone competin’ in anything, I gotta jump in. I have to constantly be pushing myself to be the best I can be, even if we’re seeing who can successfully kick a Coke can into a desk drawer from 20 feet away. It doesn’t matter. So, you know YABOI got that itch to compete when he saw this iteration of human bowling:
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MY MAN! What an A+ effort. What kind of establishment is this, by the way, where you can bowl under big screens? Feels like something Nature Boy Brandon Vick would be into. Let’s go bowling, crush beers, and watch The Big Lebowski!
And, if we feel like it, we know that we can just get a full head of steam and send our bodies flying into the pins.
This is honestly everything I’ve asked for in a bowling alley, and I’m growing less concerned about making this post funny and more concerned about finding this place.
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