We all do odd things because they look cool, feel cool, or they sound cool. Like, you tell me you’re going to take a surfboard up to do some roof surfing on top of your shack? I’m like, “DAMN MAN THAT SOUNDS COOL AS HELL.” In fact, I’m probably thinking of ways I can obtain a surfboard and do the same thing! It’s just one of those things that sounds like such a good idea, you can already hear all the notifications hittin’ your phone from the thousands of Instagram likes.
Or, damn dude – you might end up falling through a roof.
You know what? On second thought, why did we think this seemed like such a cool idea? How impractical is it to take a damn surfboard up on top of a roof? Just absolutely ludicrous. It doesn’t look awesome – it looks painful. And, it’s completely unrealistic.
How could you even surf on a roof if there’s no water to create waves?
I bet this guy is a pro surfer and he was actually thrown off balance by having NO water underneath the board whatsoever. I could definitely reasonably see that being the case here.
On a side note, that has to be the most destructive surfboard on the planet. That thing, and that man, took out an entire damn patio. Like, that thing blew up like a damn grenade inside a pinata. Was that patio made of paper maché? Shit, man.
Oh, and here’s a link in case Instagram takes this down.
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