I’ll tell you something, folks. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s hatred. Just can’t stand it. Any sort of symbol of hate around, and I’m going to do everything in my power to literally spit on it. I hate hatred with such a passion that it angers me, raises my blood pressure, and eventually makes me pass out. I’m getting so angry at hatred just from typing this, that I’m about to stand up and punch the next person that walks by right in the tit. So, I think I’ve explained my hatred of hatred enough for you all to understand why I was so completely LIVID to see a NORWEGIAN FLAG flying in the United States.
The Seattle Times received the following tip from New York Times best-selling author Rebecca Morris after she believed that she saw a Confederate flag flying in her neighborhood: “Hi. Suddenly there is a Confederate flag flying in front of a house in my Greenwood neighborhood. It is at the north-east corner of 92nd and Palatine, just a block west of 92nd and Greenwood Ave N. I would love to know what this ‘means’ … but of course don’t want to knock on their door. Maybe others in the area are flying the flag? Maybe it’s a story? Thank you.”
However, a more thorough examination revealed that it was actually a Norwegian flag was flying at the house of Darold Norman Strangeland, who raised it at the start of this year’s Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, South Korea as an homage to his Norwegian-American background — his parents emigrated to the states in the mid-1950s.
Ah, the ol’ Confederate Flag of Norway. A longstanding symbol of institutional racism, oppression, and outright abuse. Nothing makes my blood boil like thinking about all of the atrocious things Norway has done in world history. They have really earned the vitriolic hate of social media.
Also, can we get a quick shout out to the guy named ‘Darold?’ It’s like a much cooler version of Daryl and Harold. It is two names in one, which makes this guy instantly cooler than the author who called the police because she thought the Norwegian flag was a Confederate flag.
Heaven forbid others in the neighborhood fly that Norwegian flag. You don’t want a gang of Norwegians organizing and getting any ideas in their heads.
By the way, how the fuck does a New York Times best-selling author not know the difference between a Confederate flag and the flag of Norway? Just watch the Winter Olympics for two seconds and you see that thing dominating every other country in the winter games. SMDH.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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