Last week, Jonathan Coachman returned to WWE programming and replaced Booker T. Not really sure why – I’m sure there’s been some credible information come out. But, since I’ve been a veritable walking zombie trying to cover the Super Bowl and of course #XFLWeek, I missed it. One thing I’m totally lost on is just what the hell Corey Graves did to warrant this:
“People ask me about Corey Graves. Corey Graves is good at what he does, you know? Corey Graves, he’s thrown jabs at me, I’ve thrown jabs back, you know? And you know, the thing is Corey Graves, of course, yeah, he’s a college educated young man. His vernacular is a little different than mine. You see that word I just used? Threw that out there – just want you people to know, I ain’t studied this, it’s just something that we just threw out.
But I tell you, if I got Corey Graves into a fisticuffs, I would beat him down like he stole something. I would be whooping his ass all day long. Because that’s the thing – my thing is this. I’m a nice guy, until you get on my bad side. Corey Graves, right now, I wouldn’t necessarily say he’s on my bad side, but he’s the reason that I’m not on Monday Night Raw right now. Because, you know what, a lot of people in the company thought I was gonna jump on him, I was gonna do something bad to him, I was gonna drag him, I was gonna take him out to the woodshed, I was gonna beat that man so bad, I was gonna beat him until this man say, ‘Please, please, please, just don’t beat me any more.’
What in the rightful fuck?
Booker T just going five time five time five time five time five time shucky ducky quack quack off the top rope on Graves. That’s harsh. Like – Corey Graves has had about a million concussions. You take one good swing at the guy and his brains are scrambled.
Never mind the fact that Booker T talks like he’s bat shit crazy to begin with. Just seems completely insane. Do I think it’s a bit of a work? I mean, yeah – has to be at least a little bit, right? I don’t know.
This is high drama, folks. I have no idea what’s going on here, but if any of y’all find out, let me know.
And, yes – I am aware that I am technically the journalist here and I’m the one that’s supposed to be reporting shit to y’all.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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