We have breaking news to report, people. This is not a drill. Everyone contact your closest of kin. There’s a giant mutant pig running around named Pigzilla. While his intentions are unknown, there’s no denying that he will eat you.
Gigantic wild boar dubbed “Pigzilla” seen rummaging through dumpster https://t.co/hZXykMHNAc pic.twitter.com/bSV1G6BTzm
— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 13, 2018
That’s a damn hoss if I’ve ever seen one. We keep talking about the future, and I’m telling you, this is the scariest part of it. You hear about all these monstrous snakes they’re finding down in Florida. Tigers on the loose.
Animals seem to be evolving at alarming rates and we’re all just getting fatter. Now, Pigzilla announces its presence and we can’t do anything about it.
Pigzillas are just going to keep showing up and they’re going to eat all of our fat asses.
There’s no way to fight the future, folks. And, it’s obvious now, more than ever, that the future is Pigzilla.
Good night and good luck.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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