My oh my, we’re back, folks. Seems like only yesterday I was writing the Super Bowl 51 Drinking Game, and talking about Tom Brady’s stolen jersey. Time flies when you’re having fun, I guess.
Gotta say, I’m incredibly proud of this team for all of the football content we’ve poured out this season. So, I can’t think of a better way to send this season out on a bang than getting piss ass drunk at Poppa Bear’s house and covering one more football game.
By now, you know we call ourselves “The Often Disputed Kings of the Drinking Game.” We put one out for all of the major sporting events: the Super Bowl, the CFP National Championship, Wrestlemania….you know…the stuff most Americans care about.
This year is no different – it’s quickly become the staple of our Super Bowl content, and it’s BACK. So, pour out some shots, make sure that case of DCLs* is iced up, and LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Super Bowl 52 Drinking Game
Take a drink if/when…
*Someone posits that Tom Brady and/or Bill Belichick are the greatest anything of all time. Take a double drink if they specifically say the word “goat.”
*Alshon Jeffery gets a touchdown.
*A subtle breeze visibly ruffles Doug Pederson’s silver hair.
*Danny Amendola catches a pass.
*Someone mentions how everyone said the Eagles were done after Carson Wentz went down.
*They replay Stephon Gilmore’s game-clinching pass deflection in the AFC Championship.
*They show those damn dog masks.
*Gronk spikes a football.
*They mention 28-3 in Super Bowl LI.
*The camera zooms in on Brady’s stitched-up hand.
*Someone mentions the reported rift between Brady, Belichick, and Bob Kraft.
*Nelson Agholor goes over 50 total yards.
*Nick Foles throws a touchdown pass.
*The Eagles are assessed a penalty – I’m giving you guys the opportunity to make this rule discretional. I don’t want anyone getting alcohol poisoning.
*Whichever coach wins gets confetti awkwardly stuck in their hair or plastered onto their sweaty forehead.
Take a shot if/when…
*There’s an exposed titty at any moment. Even if it’s in your own home.
*Bill Belichick smiles.
*Jay Ajayi fumbles.
*Foles throws more touchdowns than Brady.
*The game begins – it’s another football season in the books, folks. You should be taking a shot to celebrate regardless of what happens.
Stay safe out there, America, and as always – drink responsibly. We encourage you to either crash at your buddy’s place or line up a designated driver before participating.
*DCLs refers, of course, to Delicious Coors Lights.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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