The Super Bowl is getting ready to kick off, and by now, you’re probably completely fed up with the coverage, but folks – we are journalists who do journalism, and we have quite the story to report on today. Tom Brady has arrived in Minneapolis for the big game, and looks like an absolute psycho:
To quote our very own Poppa Bear, “Tom Brady looks like he would like to have a word with your manager.”
Tom Brady looks like a single mother who just came out of the courtroom triumphantly winning custody of her kids.
Guys, I don’t know why people think Brady is so weird. I mean, it’s not like he drinks three gallons of water a day because he thinks it prevents concussions. And, it’s not like he makes out with his kids while getting a massage…also, it’s not like he dresses like a total freak.
Everything about Brady screams “scientology,” but we don’t know that for sure.
Anyway, happy Super Bowl. Enjoy the game!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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