Welcome back to the Unicorn Watch here on SoBros Network. This is a little feature we run every now and then when we see a man or a woman who seems special. It serves as a reminder to those of you out there who are still hunting your unicorn that these wonderful people exist in the world. Today, we’re going to be examining this big hunkin’ beefcake in his natural environment: lifting weights and eatin’ steaks.
Here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.
Whoa, hubba hubba there big guy!
Sorry to post such sexually explicit content on this website, but damn – we’ve got to spread the word around here. We’ve got to let people know that just because someone looks like your every day average Joe, it doesn’t mean they can’t bring the heat check when they bring the pipes out.
I mean, just look at this man – to quote Vincent Kennedy McMahon, “HE IS OOZING MACHISMO!”
Only thing I’m going to criticize in this post is this guy’s set up. Where in the hell is he working out? Is this like some sort of spare kitchen/laundry room? Why are there pots and pans strewn about all over the floor? Was that a miniature Stanley Cup on the floor to his left?
So many questions.
I just hope this cat makes it through concussion protocol so he can get back to lifting weights and eatin’ steaks, baby. He’s got all kinds of people to turn on, and the day ain’t gettin’ any younger.
Hope you’re all reminded that the elusive beefcake unicorn is out there, alive and well (presumably). Good luck huntin’ ’em.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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