BREAKING: Color Rush Uniforms Are Likely Done For

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I don’t usually post stories this late in the evening, but it’s incredibly discouraging. Some might even call it traumatic. Thursday Night Football became renowned for the color rush uniforms. That’s about all it was known for as most of the match-ups actually sucked ass, and even when they didn’t suck ass, people tuned them out because they were completely overwhelmed with football on virtually every night of the week. Anyway, on to the utterly depressing news: it looks like the color rush uniforms will be no more.

Does anybody even know who this guy is? Like, is he actually a credible source? Or, do we need to do some digging here? I mean, it’s not like I’m passing along the fake Ian Rapoport account. Also, ‘Bill Wanger’ sounds JUST like a completely fabricated name. This sounds like one of Lane Kiffin’s drinking aliases he makes up to sling dick to co-eds.

I hope this is an elaborate April Fool’s scam that he forgot to run on April 1st, but was so committed to his idea that he had to do it even if it was late.This is just awful news. Awful, awful news.

I don’t want to speak for everyone, but I am going to lose sleep tonight knowing I’ll never see this masterpiece again:

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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